ALCOBEERHARD

The things I drink. And don’t drink.

INTRAVENOUSLY

Coffee

BEER

  • Guinness
  • Red Horse
  • San Miguel Pale Pilsen
  • San Miguel Cervesa Negra
  • San Miguel Lights
  • Erdinger
  • Stella Artois

WHEN I WANT TO FUNCTION LIKE A HUMAN BEING IN THE MORNING

  • San Miguel Light
  • Red Wine
  • Bailey’s

CROSS EYED JACK!

  • Jack Coke
  • Jack Black
  • Jack Straight
  • Jack on the Rocks
  • Jack out of the Bottle
  • Jack in Coffee, where there’s more Jack than coffee.
  • Jack and Rootbeer

I’M NOT PLANNING TO DO ANYTHING IMPORTANT TOMORROW

  • Ginebra
  • Emperador

QUICK! I GOT BITTEN BY A ZOMBIE. I NEED TO FLUSH THIS VIRUS OUT.

  • Ginebra 4×4
  • Benj’s dad’s lambanog (coconut wine)

SOCIALLY AWKWARD? DRINK THIS!

  • Tequila, preferably hard and fast and straight.
  • Also with Tabasco but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

OHMYGAWD I HAVE MONEY

  • Black Label
  • Black Label
  • Black Label
  • Glenfiddich
  • Glenlivet
  • Patron

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