To the dude masturbating on the island by the police station (!!) at 5 PM,
You were lovingly caressing yourself through your pants while three shocked freshly minted nurses and one annoyed about-to-be-late girl (me) looked on.
I would have taken your picture to show the Internetz, but you were really scary looking and I was so afraid you were going to whip it out for everyone to see that I just walked away.
Also, gross. On days like this I realize why I sometimes just stay home.